One Gorilla vs 100 Men vs A Woman’s Choice Between a Bear or a Man in the Woods

By Peter William Murphy, a man who was once mauled by a shih-tzu

Men — Women — Monkeys - Satire

Let us begin with a simple premise: the internet, in its current state, is the collective, confused unconsciousness of late-stage capitalism, whimpering into the mirroristic void. And in the void, two questions have recently emerged:

1. Would you rather meet a bear or a man in the woods?

2. Could 100 men defeat 1 gorilla?

Now, I kno…